Let me guess: Gozer worshippers.

[belated entry; busy is good]
IDEO is listening.
With no more nudging than our recent bloggy squawk, the revered designistas rocketed to bigwidesky some replacement method cards, a deftly penned note, personal contact card, and a paperclip we’ve dubbed “le sex bomba”. An impressive response, for sure, from an organizational monstrosity that understands the inescapable gravity of personal, human customer service [as Eliot noted earlier with uncharacteristic brevity, customer service is marketing]. And given that we really ain’t nobody to them, well, their attention feels nice.
[We're still deliberating whether or not IDEO is just playing along with our earlier conspiratorial suspicions, or if they've inadvertently included some proprietary scrap: check out this curious sketch on one sheet of their packing paper.]

3 thoughts on “Let me guess: Gozer worshippers.

  1. I don’t care if they deny it. I’m holding out for a conspiracy.
    Might those be Ex Libris books in the background? I’m finished w/ mine btw, need to drop it in the mail.

  2. Like any good conspirator, IDEO has a rock-solid reputation of legitimacy.
    Sounds fishy to me, too.
    And yep, those tomes are soon to enter Ex Libris, bigwidesky’s traveling library. [fwiw, consider slapping your completed book right into a chum's grubby mitten, rather than posting it--if only for the gratifying thwap.]

  3. I don’t know why, but I feel like 9 arms would be better on non-turning vortex. Eight just leaves me cold.

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